Love you. 

want these. 

awesome-everyday:

thatfriendlyblackguy:

bolivian:

Smart
Funny
Pretty

^ you can only be 2 at the most.

What about

Stable / Charming / Attractive as the trio?

I am smart, funny and pretty. Fuck what you heard.

Heard that.

Oh hey Drunkie…

awesome-everyday:

laughingsquid:

Mad Men Promotes Fifth Season With Minimalistic Teaser Poster

my body is ready.gif

OMFG

lionskeleton:

Le Grand Cygne, Stricher Gerard

whiskeyrobot:

rhymeswithjulie:

bowlingalley-lawyer:

miss4n6tx:

missvaginatx

bowling alley vagina.

rhymes with vagina.

whiskey vagina

vagina robot

Too late

And as a result, I have been left with no other choice but to watch movies that I own…like crazy, stupid, love. Twice. In the past 3 days. (Hence the Ryan Gosling post.) And here is one more. I thinner that the side part is quite possibly the sexiest haircut in the history of all male haircuts. I’m slightly obsessed with hair…and makeup…but that’s another blog entry all in itself that has yet to see the light of day. BUT BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND.
Side parts. Hot. And here are some examples of why, how, when, who: Don Draper. Ryan Gosling. Cary Grant.

I was told yesterday that I am in line to become a bartender and you know what that means? I’ll fucking tell you what that means, MY YEARLY INCOME WILL DOUBLE. YES. DOUBLE!!!