The VAGenna Monologues: Archive

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 9th

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Feb 7th

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FACT: When Grace Kelly died, her house was broken...

Feb 4th

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Reblog if your vagina is magical

Feb 2nd

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Feb 1st

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The weirdest part about eating out by yourself is when creepy dudes across the bar are staring at you the whole time you are there.

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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It's like this

awesome-everyday: thatfriendlyblackguy: bolivian: Smart Funny Pretty ^ you can only be 2 at the most. What about Stable / Charming / Attractive as the trio? I am smart, funny and pretty. Fuck what you heard. Heard that.

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Chronically Awesome: Replace one part of your... →

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Jan 8th

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So my cable got shut off..

And as a result, I have been left with no other choice but to watch movies that I own…like crazy, stupid, love. Twice. In the past 3 days. (Hence the Ryan Gosling post.) And here is one more. I thinner that the side part is quite possibly the sexiest haircut in the history of all male haircuts. I’m slightly obsessed with hair…and makeup…but that’s another blog entry...

Jan 7th

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FUCK. YES.

I was told yesterday that I am in line to become a bartender and you know what that means? I’ll fucking tell you what that means, MY YEARLY INCOME WILL DOUBLE. YES. DOUBLE!!!

Jan 7th

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Fuck that earlier post. My resolution is to get Ryan Gosling to be my personal sex slave…Jesus he’s so hot its painful.

Jan 5th

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Fucking resolutions...

We’ve all made them. Some have been wildly successful others, epic failures. Last year I stuck to a big one and feel like I grew as well as shrank. As I gained strength, courage, patience and creativity; I lost confidence and trust. Not only in others but myself. I realized that I didn’t understand myself as well as I thought. I showed myself that I could be stronger than I ever...

Jan 4th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 16th

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Urgent: Stop SOPA →

The U.S. House will vote to finalize the Stop Online Piracy Act this week. This well-intentioned but deeply-flawed bill would damage the security of the net, impose an online censorship system, and put Internet-driven job growth at risk. We can only stop SOPA if we make our voices heard. Call your Representatives today!

Dec 14th